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I don't think I need to elaborate on that.....

Are you ready?

CHALLIS AVENUE TRAILER 1
Have you heard of the mega blockbuster that is coming to a cinema near you this summer? Brace yourself, for the magic is about to begin.....Laydees and gentlemen, from the executive producers of Darlinghurst 902010, I Fucked The Postman (and I liked It...)and Gay Talent Time comes a film so powerful, it will change your waistline....

One more!!!!

Ai...forgot to include my favourite piece from Sculptures....its hard to describe, its like a metal seagull which seems to glide as the wind blows through it. The video shows how it works, but nothing beats getting down there to see it for yourself. I stood there and stared at it for about 15 minutes....

Ok ok, no more from me......

Non Stop Weekend (Do not read if you are thinking of going to Sculptures By The Sea!!!!)

Finally, the weekend is over! I'm telling you, this weekend has been the busiest this whole year, having to fit in three major "events" within a space of 72 hours. (Update : by the time I posted this, another weekend has passed. Just for the more "technical" ones amongst youse.....)

The first event was kind of unplanned. One of our friends gave us some tickets to go to Bob Downe's show. For those of you not familiar with the Australian comedy scene, Bob Downe is known as the Prince of Polyester, flamboyant, camp and cheesy male entertainer who likes singing other people's songs with his own lyrics. Of course his show was brilliant, but it also unearthed a gem of a female comedian Jackie Loeb, who did a fantastic repertoire of all the songs ever written in under 4 minutes. And trust me, there were many many songs squeezed into those 4 minutes.

Here's some photos of the Polyester Prince so you get an idea what I'm talking about.....

The next day, we had a sort of quiet afternoon as we prepared ourselves for Nelson's birthday. He planned for drinks and then to ARQ, an exclusive men only nightclub. I can't even remember the last time I went to ARQ, must have been about 2 years ago. Age had a lot to do with it, plus the only mind altering herbs I have now is Earl Grey tea, I don't seem to fit in there anymore....

It was the same thumping music, hard shiny glistening bodies against the mandatory show pole, people smiling for no reason, bored beautiful girls with their fagbags around their arms....exactly the same as it was two years back...very unprogressive, but strangely comforting....we left at 2am, which is very very untypical of Grandpa Lyons and Grandpa Wong.

Then the next morning, it was off to Sculptures By The Sea....Ben you should know this, you saw this when you were here in Sydney last time....heard a rumour that this could be the last year it will be held at Bondi...they are moving to Cock Or Two Island, which is a real piece of shit for an exhibition as fantastic as this.....This is the most accessible art exhibition and they are moving it to an inaccessible island....very smart.....

Now I spent about 45 minutes loading all these photos up, so I don't think I have anymore energy to type in my smart arse lines for each pic. So just enjoy and stop fucking complaining....Geez my mouth is foul tonight.......

Ahhh...Bondi beach on a beautiful Sunday afternoon...am gonna miss this...

This is a funny one. A homeless man living amongst the rocks. Everyone thought he was part of the exhibition and some even asked him about his 'work" Haha...so embarrassment.....

A smudged man. Reminds me of what you can do with your pictures in Photoshop.

Its a bit disappointing there was only one sculpture in the water. There were more in the past years and they were really fantastic. This was somewhat subtle and insipid.

Ok, I've had enough of blogging today....God, my pictures are all over the place....its so difficult to format......Arrggghhh.......

The Many Faces of Grand Master Wong

I present to you, the ever changing mega celebrity that is the GRANDMASTER.........

Brokeback Wong

Cleopatra Wong

Revenge of The Nerd Wong

Gordon Ramsey Wong

Mini Wong

My multi faceted talent never fails to amaze me......

Do us a favour, get off the TV set!

I am normally not so emotional about TV characters, but there is this single, irritating pest that needs to be removed immediately from national television to preserve the sanity of millions around Australia.

He thinks he (or his character) is the epitome of masculinity and is God's gift to woman.

Phhfff!!!!

He is the main reason that I now go for my shower at 7pm where I used to be glued to the TV set (sometimes forcefully) between 7 to 7:30pm.

He is singlehandedly destroying all the good reviews the series has been garnering for its storylines. Now whenever he appears on the TV set, I have to look away.

I FUCKIN CAN'T STAND HIM!!!!!

Slimy, green scum of the earth.....

Sexy, masculine male species with a penchant for voluptous ladies

Yes, yes blink your eyes!!

I am back! In fact, I have never been gone, just had more than my fair share of troubles with internet and phone companies. I should be able to start blogging rather regularly again as I can forecast there are going to be some major changes in my life within the next few months.

I will not talk about it yet as I am waiting for some answers which will determine my fate over the next few years.

But when it comes through, there will be a big announcement via this blog for the 3 of you who actually still read this blog.

I just had a bit of a shock that my good friend Weiweh has quit her job as an architect without having a new job. I think the situation must have been very bad for her to make such a drastic move. Then again, I faced that dilemma about 3 months ago and was ready to walk out.

And with my announcement, I shall be employing my cousin's help to revamp my blog so that it is more me, rather than the generic look that so does not suit me.

Stay tuned yah?