Lifting The Veil of Political Correctness

You know how since we were young, we've been conditioned on how to behave, what to speak and when to speak it? With rules piling upon us each year we are growing up, its no wonder why people are finding it more frustrating having to live within these rules, with tolerance level going down and fuses lit whenever someone does or says something that they are not supposed to.

What if there was a day when we can have political correctness thrown out the window? When people can say what they really think and not get into trouble for it? When people learn to be tolerant of others and their views? Whatever's been said, are, afterall, only words. Its your mind and your reaction that makes the words mean more than they really should...

This is how my day of un-political correctness would pan out...

Scenario : Getting the lift down with my neighbour and her daughter.

What I would say : "Its shitty having to go to work huh? Not that we have much of a choice, need the money to pay for housing and food. You're lucky, you have a daughter, if you really get into dire straits, she would work as a social escort and solve all your money issues. Me, pfftt..nothing..would sell my ass if it wasn't illegal in this country!"

Scenario : Squeezing into the trains on way to work

What I would say : "Hey you Indians, you should be in the last carriage with the cattle. This carriage is for Singaporeans. And auntie, stop staring at me because I accidentally brushed my hand against your bum. If there was you and a goat left in this universe, I would still go for the goat. And sweaty tall guy, you should invest in some deodorant and consider holding the pole at a lower position."

Scenario : Female colleagues chatting about their bargains they've gotten from some sale last week.

What I would say : "How much did you say you saved on that skirt? Really? I love it! It really accentuates your bum. It now looks as big as it should. I cannot stand people who hide their real self behind their clothes."

Scenario : Boss giving some suggestions on certain projects.

What I would say : "What bullshit are you suggesting? Do you even know what we are doing here? Please go read up on the project before getting your grimy little fingers in my pie!"

Scenario : Plus size colleague beginning to eat a double big Mac with up sized cheese fries and Coke.

What I would say : " I could get a heart attack just looking at that meal..."

See? Don't you already feel more tolerant just reading about the possibilities this un-PC day could bring should it come to fruition?