I had a fantastic company sponsored dinner tonight of chilli crab, scallops, cereal prawn, 2 layered tofu and 2 jugs of beer (engulfed mostly by 2 people on a table of 6, love having dinner with non-drinkers). And as I was walking home from the drop off spot my colleague left me at, I heard a commotion akin to a divorcing couple fighting over their property and children.
Man : "Stop, don't you run away from me!"
Man : "I feed you, I put a roof over your head, I spend so much money making you look pretty, and all you ever do is wonder off leaving me me to search high and low for you!"
Man : "If you run away, don't ever come running back to me, cause I am gonna shut the door in your face, and you can go hang out with your bloody wild friends!!"
Man :"Can you just stop running, I am fucking running out of breath and I am really going to stop right now and turn back. "
Man : " IF YOU DON'T COME BACK NOW, I WILL COME UP AND GRAB YOUR HAIR SO HARD AND MAKE YOU SCREAM SO LOUD SOMEONE WILL CALL THE POLICE!"
Bitch : "Grrr...woof! Wofff...wooooffff.....!!!!!"
Someone please call RSPCA.....
Note : 7 minute blog, so next blog i have 13 minutes, yay!!!!
1 comment:
seems to me the man is the dog here
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