Scary

This first half of this blog entry will only by understood by the true True Blood fans who have seen season 2...

Oh my lord, it looks like Mary Ann has gotten to the folks at Yoshinoya! One wonders what happens in the outlets after closing hours.....

And speaking of American TV shows, YEAH! Toni Collette, my current fave actress, has won a well deserved Emmy for Best Actress in A Comedy Series for her role as Tara (and Alice and Buck and T) in my current fave series United States of Tara....can't wait for season two!

Public holiday here today so I was out on the streets gallivanting. However, I've had this thought that kept bugging my mind, just can't seem to get it out...

The recurring question was.....

"What rhymes with faggot?"

Yes, my mind works in a strange fashion some days, and today was one of those.

This was what I came up with so far.

• Maggot
• Target
• Yogurt

And that was it.....

I stopped thinking about it for a while, but now that I've blogged about it, it is resurfacing in my mind.....

Damn....time to go read a book.

Ship Sinker

"Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth."

Will Rogers

"To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness."

Anonymous

"Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid."

Walter Winchell

"Gossip is always a personal confession either of malice or imbecility."

Josiah Gilbert Holland

"We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us to disregard them."

Cato the Elder

"No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue."

Sir Philip Sidney

"Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it; it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker."

George Eliot

It has come to my recent attention that a certain person (whose name has no place in my blog) has been firing off some loose cannons directed at the back of one of my beloved family members. One wonders how people with vacuous minds can conjure up such accusations worthy of a tabloid cover and $10 million lawsuit.

Personally, that person has not done anything nasty to me. However, to accuse my dear family member of committing adultery when it was clearly not the case is absolutely ludicrous. If you can turn on your friend of 8 years because you are clutching to straws trying to hang on to your potential husband material, then there is not much left to speak of your character is there?

Your innocent face is a perfect mask for your scheming ways to take control of your prized passport out of the miserable life you are leading. Now that you have fired your first shot at us for supposedly trying to rescue your prisoner of lust, you have started a war that will not end in a peace signing.

You DO NOT mess with my family.

Innocent by standers, this entry may be a little be difficult to read, but it is truly how I feel about that person at the moment. Cryptic as it may sound, those of you who are in the know will understand perfectly what this entry is about.

Excuse me while I sharpen my knives.......

Gone Fishing

Remember yonks ago when I blogged about the fish spa thing? When Matt was over here last weekend, he promised his workmates he'll look into it and managed to find a spa in Orchard Road that offered that....

Now the PETA-ians amongst would probably be crying your animals hearts out exclaiming how cruel this must be for the fishes feeding them dead skin off our feet, but do bear in mind this is a traditional form of treatment which dates back centuries in Egypt, so if these doctor fishes haven't gone extinct, it can't be too wrong for them to provide this service for us....

I'm cannot even begin to describe the feeling, so we decided to show you how we felt when we initially put our feet into the tank swarming with this little fishes (which are related to piranhas by the way)...the video displays our full range of emotions not seen since the filming of Challis Avenue.

Matt's expressive outbursts filled the calm spa with screams of delight, lifting the spirits of all the other patrons in the spa who were enjoying the relaxing foot and back massages they were receiving (until we came along).

My expressions were somewhat more subdued, displaying the full emotional range of a guy persevering to the end despite the pain, trauma and hardship he has been made to go through.....

Now whoever wants to try it, let me know when you drop by Singapore next time.....I will be more than happy to bring you there (armed with my camera....muah ah hahaha!).