Ok is it me or are all the news networks trying to fabricate a real life mystery out of someone's suffering? Ok, young pumpkin gets left at a Melbourne train station and suddenly all the networks are dredging up all the "mysterious" details about the parents and family while the Melbourne police cry like a little girl about being the meat sandwiched between the US and New Zooland police......
Well done to all networks and newspapers capitalising on this, splashing their family pictures on the front pages everyday! The networks must be happy, having this long drawn out story that they can reel people in with, haven't had that since the miners got stuck in a cave, Paris going to jail etc etc....
See how they do it? A little bit of info released everyday, treat them mean to keep them keen...One day the dad is a tai chi master with a very long sword, another day the mother has gone missing....hmm...I suppose little pumpkin doesn't realise she's almost set for life now, given that Woman's Day, Today Tonight, NW, That's Life, A Current Affair will soon be knocking on her door...if only she could talk. Well, even if she couldn't, I suppose she could always have an exclusive photo shoot for some magazine. Maybe Woman's Day can give her a makeover, like what they did with Bindi and Terri Irwin. Make her look like the celebrity she already is....
Speaking of drama, here is one that will beat them all hands down....gosh I thought Keith was bad....
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i think keith would have grown out of britney by now.....
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