Friday, May 18, 2007

A Virgin To The Left

Ok ok, Miss Chio, I admit this is plagarism!

Isn't it nice to know to know that I am living with a boy who looks 73% like Beyonce! He can ask me to pack my clothes to the left of my closet anytime! And, surprise suprise, he even looks quite Asian, half Jap half Chinese?

Ok, so Matt is an Aussie with a body like Jessica Alba, has a voice like Beyonce, is sweet like Meg Ryan, can shake it like Eva Mendes, am popular amongst the tweenies like Hillary Duff, and has the old time sensibility of Deborah Kerr...

What more can I ask for?!!!!

And living with Matt is moi who has the versatility of Madonna, the acting chops of Jennifer Connelley, the sweetness of Mandy Moore, the tenacity of Sharon Osbourne, the plump lips of Goldie Hawn, the cuteness (and thiness) of Mary Kate, the inheritance of Nicky Hilton and the everglow of Grace Kelley....

I always knew we were celebrities somehow......

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

did mine expecting it to come up with Beryl Palmer Hamilton but alas no. The closest one was Shirley Maclaine

Good Fun

Beryl

minipong said...

Madonna!!! No wonder you did the actions to 'Vogue' so well!!! haha!

Grand Master Wong said...

Beryl,

They probably didn't have Beryl Palmer Hamilton on their celeb database. Just like they didn't have Martyn Wong ont here too, and people reckon I look exactly like him.

Anonymous said...

guess we don't need to get a facelift anymore