Queen of Wollongongland has finally decided to visit her subjects down in mainland Sydney. Although Sydney is under the jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Wollongongland, the distance often meant control of Sydney is compromised. The Queen hope this visit will bring her closer to the commoners and that she will become as popular as the various characters in Home and Away.
Accompanying her on this trip is Prince Raymondo, who will also be responsible for all her security and food/wine consumption. Her favourite subjects Matt and Martyn will of course be on hand to greet her as she steps foot into our pristine country. For entertainment, Queen Beryl has imported the talents of chief court jester Keithy, who is reputed to be able to shut Prince Raymondo up with anything he says.
This visit will also be a reunion of sorts as she will be catching up with Prince Doll Face (so sorry, mental block now, can't remember their names) and Princess Claire Danes.
The Emperor of China has graciously put up a dinner in honour of the Queen's visit at the Royal Bowling Club Imperial Restaurant, where the royal chefs will prepare the Queen's favourite food - tofu, in 47 different styles.
As we partake in merry making and wine drinking amidst the minstrels, troupers and strolling players, Prince Raymondo did not seem too happy sitting among the commoners.
"Damn the paparrazis! Don't you have celebs with no underwear to chase?"
"Jester, as one of my lowly subjects, you are here to make me laugh. Dance around! Stand on your hands! Take a photo of your crotch! Anything!"Now brace yourselves, readers. I have obtained the exclusive footage of the Queen off her pumpkin coach and stepping onto the coal tar roads of Sydney. This footage was filmed in secret and the camera man was almost discovered by the court jester! The ultimate penalty for filming the Queen would have been a public execution. Luckily he was fast enough and escaped before Royal knight got to him. Notice the heavy security, with 2 guards in front of her, 2 behind her and the prancing jester clearing the road for Her Majesty.
5 comments:
Does Keith not have his own friend?
Yeah, get your own! Leave Matt's alone!
Well. I leave the big brown land and this is what happens. I,m back and happy to see blog is going strong. I am curious to know what the first commnet was. For all of you that are worried about keithy, worry no more. he has made himself a VERY nice new friend
I could use so many words to describe these comments LONELY BORED are just a few that come to mind about a few that write these but seeing how the administrator has now become aware of these tackless ways of expelling there boredom i will leave it out. Can only guess who it is seeing how it was posted at 1.41pm mmmmmm wonder who is on the internet during school hours mmmmmmm on another note a big hello goes out to a couple of FRIENDS OF OURS.... WELCOME BACK from cruising....
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