Thursday, January 04, 2007

New Year Debauchery

Ahhh...New Year's Eve

We have a tradition of having house parties for New year's Eve, and for once, last year's NYE party was not at our place! No more waking up to trampled streamers on the floor, 6 million pieces of unwashed glassware, unimaginable hangovers (ok, maybe that is still possible) and meat pie filling plastered all over the walls. This year, Keith had the pleasure of experiencing that. So what could we have gotten up to that led to a scene reminiscent of CSI:Sydney?

For starters, we consumed 3 bottles of Midori, 1 bottle of Kahlua, 1 bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream and 2 bottles of wine between the 7 of us.

With the alcohol rushing straight into our blood, things got a bit louder and people started doing strange things.

Like sticking their tongues out when taking photos.






Or doing strange things against the wall

Or even worse, boys actually kissing girls!

Its not your birthday Sharon, give it a rest?

I had a stern one to one with Matt about overt heterosexuality, and he came back into my arms again. It doesn't look like he's in my arms, but you get the picture......

Things then took a turn for the worse. SOMEONE decided to show off their G-String and SOME OTHER PEOPLE thought this was a sex party! What??!!! A sex party???!!! I'll be damned! Thankfully, it was stopped by the Advocates for Morality (me and Matt) and everyone put their pants back on.

By the way, did I mention that the food was great? Hmmm...wonder who made the wonderful sandwiches.....

A little taste of what went on.....

Happy New Year, Readers!!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

you should be ashamed of yourselves!

Gareth

Grand Master Wong said...

Lord knows what would have happened if the Advocates of Morality were not there!

Anonymous said...

That was not me.............It was my evil twin......
I need to have a word to her.Very disgraceful Sharon!!!!!

Anonymous said...

U FORGOT THE 12 CANS OF sMIRDOFF bLACK AND 4 vODKA rASBERRY.
Pissheads!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well what a way to start the new year, booze, sex and most important love. Looks like 2007 will be the landmark year and I am sure there will be more drama, new fashion and wicked games.
Sounds like a night at Mardi Gras.