I'm swear there must be a Bon Bon Jokes Committee that congregate in a small village in Greenland every year to come up with these classic jokes. Only two stuck to my mind this year, but I assure you there are a lot worse ones out there.
Q : "Why did the pig learn karate ?"
A : "So he could pork chop!"
HAHAHAHEEHEEHEE........
Q : "Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?"
A : "So he could be polyunsaturated!"
MUAHAHAHHAHHEHEEEEHEE.........
So very sad.......
Don't you just hate train door blockers? I was getting off at Mascot station today and this 3 guys were standing right at the door like they've just been frozen by Medusa or something. I said "XXXXCUUSSEE MEEE!" but I think I must have said it too loudly (or too rudely) because everyone on the train started looking at me funny. Bloody ingrates in suits! I cleared the door for them and they looked at me like I'm some uncouth butcher from the west!
May their Prada shoes get caught in the platform gap one day!
May they drown in their scaldingly hot Gloria Jeans Chai lattes!
May they choke on Christmas ham next year while reading one of these bad jokes!
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