OK, I've been slack!

I know I know, all you devoted Monday morning readers, I have been very slack in my blogging. Well, the computer has been fully occupied for our planning of the Europe trip, and hence I wasn't able to blog as often as I would have liked. Not to mention the zillion people who are having their birthdays in Oct/Nov, and being the popular media personality that I am, I've been invited to every single one of them. There's one more coming up this weekend, just got to make sure I remember to bring my passport along to this one down at Wollongongland. Oh...the trouble you go through to attend an ex-TV star's birthday. Yes, I know, we are still stuck with D-list stars now, but you'd never know when they might be asked to appear on those "celebrity" shows, propelling them into the B Stars stratosphere , so its best to keep them in our address books. For now......

Well, 2 weeks back, we were asked to organise a birthday gathering for a world renowned air hostass/choregrapher. I wish we had more photos, but because of copyright regulations put across to us by his agent, we were limited to 20 or less photos. Plus the other celebrities that were here requested us not to include them on this blog as they were concerned that we may be hounded the paparazzi and lose our privacy (which was exactly what we wanted! Why else would we hang around them that much....).

I was, as usual, in charge of the kitchen and making sure everyone was well fed while Matt had to make sure everyone remained elegantly tipsy (he's in charge of drinks).

I was so busy in the kitchen I didn't get time to take photos during the party, it was only during the cake call that I actually got out of the kitchen, hence my photos are from then onwards.

Here's Viv gettin ready to slam the cake into Nelson's face, but then we all realised the cake was more important and delicious than Nelson, so we didn't do it.

Nelson, being the shy little boy that he was, tried really hard to act all coy and virginal when we started singing him the birthday song. It failed terribly. Just like a leopard never changes its spots, a slut can never be a born again virgin.

And of course, ANYONE who knows Nelson well enough can predict what happened next.

NELSON + PARTY + AUDIENCE = DRAG SHOWS AND WIGS GALORE !!!???

Anita Dick pushing up daisies.

I present you the Stubble Lady from Cirque Du Perth.

"I wanna runnnn to youuu....oo....hhoooo......."

It then became a free for all, with wigs flying everywhere!!!

A poodle died for Georgia to achieve that look

Keith with his sister, Lil Miss Precious......

Strange pink albino lady

"You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman" Ben

Mork and Mindy !!!???!!!

Fresh from this week's NW magazine "Stars Without Makeup!!!"

and "Stars Without Veet!!!"

THE AFTERMATH.......

All good parties must come to an end. And in this case, it was Hurricane Katrina meets Asian Tsunami.

Kylie left her hotpants in my shower

Chicken massacre

Christina pulled Britney's hair out during the catfight. Now she knows who's toxic.....

Remnants of the 5 star bedroom after the bombing.

Thank God my shopping trolley is still intact in the corner.

I had to blog about this. Two of Nelson's friends bought along a bucket of minature champagne, and there was this strange contraption they attach that enables you to drink it straight from the bottle. It looked really classy on its own, but when you are drinking from it, it looks really strange, like you've stuck a large wedge of orange into the bottle (like a Corona) and it actually looks like they are sucking on the orange when they drank the champagne. There I was, slightly groggy in the kitchen trying to assemble my mushroom tartlets, and I looked up to see these 2 gorgeous girls sucking on an orange from a bottle!!!???? A bit different, a bit un-ewe-sual....

HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT BIRTHDAY, NELSON!!!