Ok, I've encountered my first critic!
Last week, after writing about a certain trashy TV show, I was LAMBASTED for getting my sporting facts wrong! Here's what the deekhed wrote...........
The Mighty Hawkes wrote,
Last week, after writing about a certain trashy TV show, I was LAMBASTED for getting my sporting facts wrong! Here's what the deekhed wrote...........
The Mighty Hawkes wrote,
"Dermott Bereton plays AFL....... Not Rugby!!! And it's spelt BRERETON... Brereton played in eight grand finals, and won five premierships with the Mighty Hawthorn club during his 189-game career. He was one of the game's greatest centre half-forwards in AFL History.....get it right!"
Oh my lord! I am being watched, every word I say or write is being scrutinised. There's actually someone checking on this website every second to see if there's more stuff to pick on, I might actually be photographed when I walk into Hungry Jacks with my pajamas to get a double whopper. Is my diet out of control???!!!! Have I become fat like Ian Thorpe? Am I gay too? I feel like I'm........in Singapore.......
Get a life, Mighty Hawkes! I may not have spelt his name correctly, but I sure got the meathead part right didn't I? AHHH...my pyschic visions have kicked in now, I see you lounging in front of the TV with a VB in one hand and a sausage roll in another watching grown men play aerial ping pong with an olive, while your poor wife is washing the nappies using her bare hands soaked in No-Frills washing powder. Your baby is crying in the crib but you can't get up to walk over because the centre of gravity on your belly is weighing down through your ass and pushing you further into the sinking 1960's couch bought from Saint Vincent's last year. You would have been a great blogger like me too, but I guess you need to know how to spell to do that. Is your name Earl?
I watched Australian Celebrity Survivor. I just love watching the Gray Teletubbie host Dicko raise his oars in episode one to shout out the warrior cry. Did you guys see it? It was totally un-coordinated and I felt tired just watching him do that. And then....he had to climb up the boat!!!! Gosh Channel Seven's not making it easy for our dear old senior citizen are they? He was exhausted from doing that!!! I think at least 4 pairs of hands stretched out to grab him when he was near the top, just because you could see that he was struggling so much from the moment he stood up on his canoe......ohhh Dicko, you'd fare much better in a studio I reckon. Leave the great outdoors to your fitter and younger counterparts will ya?
And finally, as inspired by the great Yellow Pages ad, here are some relatively funny names of Thai restaurants in Sydney. Do contribute to my comments section if you've seen any others that you think are hilarious.
En-Thai-Sing - Sydney CentrePoint
Thai Me Up - Oxford St
Five Stars Thaitanic - Newtown
Hob Nob Thai Restaurant - Collaroy
Bad Thai Kitchen - Petersham
Spice I Am (owners pronounced it Spicy I Am) - Wentworth Ave
Big Boy Thai (funniest oxymoron I've ever seen)
Ta Ta Thai - Neutral Bay
Thai Foon - Darling Harbour
Thai Riffic - Randwick
Thai The Knot (hahahahhha!!!!! wedding reception anyone??) - Maroubra Beach
Ok, I just made myself laugh so hard.......time to go....
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