First of all, who the fuck are Torvill and Dean?
Secondly, why would you want to dance on ice? What's next? Walking on Air?? Swimming on Cement? Driving on Alcohol? Singing on E?
Thirdly, what celebrities? Lets see.....
- Lara Bingle - famous in the UK for being potty mouthed.
- Jules Lund - resident clown and pathetic skater/dancer who only got this far with well rehashed jokes and pseudo smart quips.
- Giaan Rooney - whooooo?
- Karl Stefanovic - famous for having to put up with his giggling, irritating co host every morning from Monday to Friday.
- Jackie Kelly - politician. Enough said. Australia must be the only country in the world which considers its practically unknown politicians as celebrities. Other countries usually see theirs as pests. Except Singapore.
- Dermott Bereton - token rugby player to add a touch of himbo/meathead factor to the show (although Jamie Durie could give him a run of his money. Check out the timing and (fake) character of his laugh, always laughing when he can't think of something to say to the judges and contestants. And he laughs a lot)
- Annalise Braakensiek - put in the show by the MythBusters purely to prove that you cannot get hurt falling on hard ice if you have surgically implanted crash balloons. They were wrong! She spent most of the time in front of TV on clutches purring "oh....I wish I could skate.....I really hope to get back in the rink next week...." She's been saying that for the last 5 weeks.
- Michael Slater - cricketer. Yawnnnn......
- Trisha Broadbridge - Apparently she's the Young Australian of the Year 2006. I didn't even know that, had to google her. I'm not gonna say anything cause she does do some good work with children and teens in Thailand. Except why did she have to bring her reputation down by going on this show????
- Jake Wall - This one's got to be the best! Boyfriend of Jennifer Hawkins, who was Miss Universe 2004. Yah! I forgot the easiest way to get famous is to sleep with someone more famous. Yup, Rob Mills is super famous now isn't he? I'm sure he gets to use the Hilton toilets for free.
Ohhh yes.......Celebrity Survivor is starting this week!!!!
2 comments:
Dermott Bereton plays AFL....... Not Rugby!!! And it's spelt BRERETON... Brereton played in eight grand finals, and won five premierships with the Mighty Hawthorn club during his 189-game career. He was one of the game's greatest centre half-forwards in AFL History.....get it right!
a has-been will always b a has- been no matter what....and i think if you got a round belly u should not be wearing spandex or any ice skating cosy. another barrel knowledge to pass on: did u know that trisha 'tsunami' broadbridge is or was the gf of that ten sports news reader...dunno wat she sees in him..he was horrible in the now defunct yasmin show.can't wait for aussie princess!!
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